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3 Часа ночи!

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— Алло, дежурный?

— Милиция слушает.

— Извините за беспокойство, но мне нужен ваш совет.

— Какой?

— В подъезде очень громко беседуют два экземпляра
слабовменяемых граждан.

— И что?

— Сейчас три часа ночи. Сказать им об этом или не
надо?

— Думаете, у них своих часов нет?

— Думаю, они часы – не видят…

— У вас что – подъезд без лампочек?

— Да нет, подъезд – светлый. Это у них пиво слишком
тёмное.

— Вы уверены что пиво?

— Да. Они хвост делят.

— Какой хвост?

— Селёдочный.

— Вы мне в три часа ночи позвонили, чтобы о хвостах
рассказывать?!

— Нет. Чтобы спросить: этично ли делать замечание
незнакомым людям?

— В три часа ночи?

— Да.

— Замечание?

— Да.

— А зачем вам мой совет, вы, что сами не знаете, как
надо поступать?

— Не знаю.

— Почему?

— А вдруг, я им скажу, что три часа, а они начнут в
дверь стучать и спрашивать: а сколько минут четвёртого?

— А вы им сразу точное время скажите.

— Значит, всё-таки, сказать?

— А у вас дверь двойная?

— Нет.

— А муж есть?

— Нет.

— А приёмами, хоть какими-нибудь, владеете?

— Нет.

— Тогда рекомендую: в уши – вату и на голову три
подушки.

— Но они же всем мешают.

— Нам больше никто не жаловался.

— Я не жалуюсь. Я спрашиваю.

— А я отвечаю, нечего приставать к незнакомым
мужчинам в три часа ночи!

  Отбой…

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Не вывернешь мозги, так их свернёшь,

Пока из галактической туманности,

Возникнет мысль, обычная, как ёж.

Я славлю человека и общение,

Что выше, чем у высших обезьян.

Ещё превыше, возношу терпение,

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