Короче — некуда.

Некоторым людям жизнь явно не на пользу.

                                                     Увы, статистика.

Оставь одежду, всяк сюда входящий.

                                                   Администрация бани.

Всякая религия себя и только себя считает единственно истинной.

                                                   Козырный аргумент атеиста.

Россия всё пытается переварить, все свои национальные составляющие. Но, похоже, у неё несварение желудка.

                                                   Истерическая версия.

Тот, кто хочет чего-то добиться в этой жизни, должен уметь поднимать себя за шкирку.

                                                   Шкурный интерес.

Дорогие врачи, мы конечно грешим самолечением, но уж шибко вы дорогие.

                                                   Компания бедных родственников.

Дорогушами чаще всего называют тех, кого и в грош не ставят.

                                                  Особенности рыночной экономики.

Помимо того, что вы не джентльмент, с вами ничего страшного.

                                                  Ревизия навального добра.

Нет, после водки всё-таки, по-другому мир видишь. Ага, под углом сорок градусов.

                                                 Трезвое замечание.

Образование урезают… образование кромсают… А чего вы ещё хотели от Минобра?

                                                 Вопрос с «камчатки».

И домашнее насилие может быть совсем диким.

                                                 Ребятам о зверятах.

Нормальный это простой смертный. А ненормальный либо гений, либо дурак.

                                                 Голый аксон.

Основная задача профилактической медицины: как следует запугать население.

                                               Уголок потребителя. Тот ещё угол.

В России так любят и умеют находить козла отпущения, что его пора назначить национальным героем.                             

                                                Вакантное место.

Правители в историю входят, а народ с ними вляпывается.

                                                Правила вхождения в штопор.

Скажите народу правду! А зачем? Он и так плохо спит.

                                                 Из наблюдений психоаналитиков.

Театр абсурда. Гений одиночка – дурак. Дурак управляющий толпой – гений.

                                                 Выкрик из толпы.

За то, что выше других на голову, нужно платить. Иногда головой.

                                                 Теоретические выкладки практикующего палача.

Если гений из вас не вышел, пробуйтесь в роли злодея.

                          Методические рекомендации для начинающих злыдней.

Хороших людей всё равно больше, но плохие активнее.

                                                 Реклама активного образа жизни.

Все люди произошли от обезьян. Некоторые совсем недавно.

                                                Дарвин. Из неопубликованого.

Зарплаты хватает на один день? Зато на целый день!

                                                Финансовые романсы.

Мужчину восхищают в любовнице качества, за которые жену – убить мало. Но все дамы хотят замуж.

                                                Очевидное невероятное.

Иной для счастья любимой готов на всё. Даже ощипать синюю птицу.

                                                Плач орнитологов.

Годы берут своё. У иных с боем.

                                                Жалоба часовой кукушки.

Народ живёт хорошо. Народ живёт всё лучше.

                                               Мантра правительства.

Всё в этом мире относительно.

                                                Девиз несуна.

Роскошь быть мужчиной не каждому по карману.

                                                Печали карманников.

Праздник это когда не видишь ни одной мерзкой рожи.

                                                Всадник без головы.

Одностишие. Давно ищу жену под цвет обоев.

                                                Кредо истинного гурмана.

Принцип. Уникальное второстепенное, способное перечеркнуть главное.

                                                Бесправный приоритет.

Кандалы своих убеждений каждый носит добровольно. Снимать кандалы с других – глупо. Иногда – опасно. Граждане без кандалов малость смахивают на просветлённых.

                                                С-кандальные перспективы.

Богатство капризно во всех сферах жизни. Интеллект избирателен лишь в общении.

                                                А был ли выбор?

Логика и смысл порой далеко отстоят от буквы закона.

                                                Есть такая буква! Есть такое поле…

Элегантность изредка случается в одежде. В оголённости — никогда.

                                                Голый факт.

Если человек хочет сам себя ограбить, ему никто не может помешать.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Господь — свидетель.

***

Должен быть талант –

Нищим и голодным.

А ещё хотят,

Чтоб он был удобным.

Чтоб не выпирал

Острыми углами.

Власти поминал –

Нежными словами.

Чтобы прикладным

Был, во славу града.

И глаза, как дым,

Чтоб не ел, не надо!

Нищетой талант,

Словно конь, стреножен.

Голодом распят.

Да ещё и должен!..

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